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A. Холостяк #23 Colton Underwood

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Next up was the big profile on Colton. I truly LOL’ed when, in the context of Colton having his share of naysayers, Chris Harrison asked him about the public’s perception of his virginity, only to interrupt his answer with a pan-faced…

Speaking of Colton’s naysayers, anyone else notice how Colton was THE. MOST. OBVIOUS. choice for Bachelor, yet Chris Harrison described him as some ultra controversial choice? Meanwhile, last year, the casting choice of Arie as Bachelor came out of left field—I would argue he was far more controversial a choice—yet that was all treated like the most natural thing in the world. Go figure.
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NIGHT ONE

I’ll keep with my tradition of sharing my first-impression notes from the limo exits. These are the women who stood out to me right away…

Demi, 23, interior designer: FIRST EXIT ALERT - “I have not dated a virgin since I was 12 but I’m excited to give it another shot” = Pretty bold. As she walks into the mansion Colton says, “I’m in trouble” - FRONTRUNNER.
Tayshia, 28, phlebotomist: beautiful, oozes kindness.
Caelynn, 23, Miss North Carolina: as I said over at Flare, I kind of wish she’d downplayed the Miss North Carolina thing, but then again we’ve had pageant sashes before while she’s got legit qualifications to back it up. Very poised.
Sydney, 27, NBA dancer: “I quit my job to be here” = “you can’t send me home Night One”, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Also, half Asian alert! Yay! (It always blows my mind how few Asians there are on this show.)
Elyse, 31, makeup artist - she is stunning in a classic movie star way.
Cassie, 23, speech pathologist - everything about her screams finalist to me. Frontrunner music, full exit, AND he put one of her butterflies in his pocket! A cute moment stood out to me here. When filming, when you’re all in the limo together (about 5 of you), a producer specifically instructs you ignore the limo driver. Yet, you can see Cassie forget to do this and turn to politely thank him, realize she’s not supposed to, waver, and then recover…

I thought this little blip was adorable and it made me like her even more.
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Kirpa, 26, dental hygienist: LOVE that she wore her hair up. I think she’s the ONLY girl to have all her hair up!!! BRAVA GIRL.
Katie, 26, medical sales rep: Anyone else think she looks like Stacey Dash circa Clueless???
Alex, 23, sloth - I don’t care what anyone says, I was grinning through this whole thing - she really committed to it even when she started to laugh. This began the first of a series of hilarious Colton moments. He has a tendency to state what’s in front of him like a little kid being quizzed…

It IS a sloth! A gold star for you, Colton!
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Hannah B, 23, Miss Alabama: frontrunner music - I like how she didn’t make her limo exit ABOUT being Miss Alabama. I also like that, when discussing Caelynn, she was candidly shrugged, “She beat me, it’s cool”. She looks like a young Katie Couric.
Alex B, 28, dog rescuer: CANADA!! She’s sick and uses signs à la Love Actually - music is funny, not frontrunner-y. She seems VERY chill and I like her.
Bri, 24, model: Aussie accent is both bold and funny - I laughed at how matter-of-factly she says, “you’ve gotta do what you can to stand out”. She is BEAUTIFUL.
Hannah G, 23, content creator: lots of frontrunner cues here. As she walks away Colton calls her gorgeous. She gives me young Farrah Fawcett vibes but Andy didn’t agree with me.
Catherine, 26, DJ: brings dog - this is a good move, giving him her dog
Erin, 28, “Cinderella” (ugh): Nothing against Erin personally, and I’m sure it wasn’t her idea, but can we let the “I’m looking for my prince charming” angle crawl into a hole and die already? K THX.
Erin’s grand entrance prompted another one of Colton’s little-kid-being-quizzed moments…

YES, Colton! Cinderella!
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Meanwhile, as the ladies looked on, Erika won a permanent place in my heart with…

YOUR NUTS WERE PERFECT, ERIKA.
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There were plenty of standard Night One getting-to-know-you chats, but one stood out to me and I had to capture and dissect it. While I like Caelynn, this is simply not something I agree with…

In my opinion, one’s readiness for marriage and kids has everything to do with nurture—where and how you were raised, what you desire for your own adulthood based on those things—and isn’t something life experience accelerates. If anything, traveling, seeing other cultures, and generally experiencing a lot makes you realize how small your world is and how little you know. I firmly believe the more you see, the less (you realize) you know. I guess what I’m saying is, they’re separate categories. Readiness for marriage and kids is on a different plane than life experience. Ticking off boxes in the latter does not result in the former. Unless, say, there were things you’ve always known you wanted to do before settling down and starting a family, but that’s just a sequence of events.
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Luckily for Caelynn, Colton couldn’t be more on the same page, responding with this doozy…

Oh boy. Nothing says know-it-all millenial like this sentence. I don’t get young people constantly asserting to be further along than they are—let your quiet confidence, behavior, and actions support your maturity, not defensive-sounding words. I understand Colton’s being critiqued a lot for his age, but he’s the same age that Ben Higgins was as Bachelor and you didn’t hear Ben dropping disillusioned quotes like this. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Show, don’t tell. You don’t have to prove how ready you are; just BE READY.

And look, I’m a millenial. (Albeit an elder millenial!) But again, the more you see in this world, the older you get, and the more you experience (unless it’s the same experiences over and over again), the more you realize how much you have to learn. Realizing you don’t know it all is a huge part of maturing, in my opinion. With the above .GIF, the words are saying one thing but the sentence is telling me the opposite.
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Sydney arranges a string quartet-accompanied dance lesson, and we get another of Colton’s little-kid-being-quizzed moments…

GOOD, Colton! A square! 🌟
(In all seriousness, though, I do find these adorable.)
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There was a time when, if a woman wore a head-to-costume, she was painted and seen as batshit cray. Compare that to not only this supportive commentary being had, but also shown…

*sniff* We’ve come so far.
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Obviously the lightning rod of the evening was meant to be Catherine. But seriously, was anyone surprised when Colton called her name last at the Rose Ceremony? I would have been flabbergasted if he hadn’t. Essentially, being controversial secured her spot on the show, not the other way around.

I couldn’t not point out Catherine’s determined on-ness when spotting cameras and remembering they’re watching her…
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… again at the Rose Ceremony, pre-rose, when IT’S OKAY to not smile…
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I can’t help but be reminded of Krystal’s similar on-ness during last season’s premiere…

… but at least Krystal resisted succumbing to becoming a villain until later in the season!
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The hands-down best thing about the entire premiere was the unexpected but VERY funny tribute to Chris Harrison. I know I’ve mentioned over the years that I think Chris Harrison is next level funny; he’s a fine host who has his moments but when the cameras stop rolling it’s like stand-up calibre hilarity. My favorite of the many snippets shown was his on-point reference to the always over-the-top decor on this show…
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Erin is one of the ladies sent home but her exit left me wondering about the pumpkin left in her wake…

I can’t help but laugh thinking about the thought put into this. Like at what point did the Powers That Be know Erin was going home? When it became clear that she would be, did a handler run out and buy a pumpkin in the middle of the night? Or, knowing she’d be using the Cinderella carriage, had they anticipated all scenarios and bought a pumpkin to have on hand, just in case? Would they have found a way to incorporate the pumpkin had she stayed? Did SHE bring the pumpkin to make turning-into-a-pumpkin references?? WHAT IS THAT PUMPKIN’S STORY.
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Finally, there were several Pick-ups throughout the evening, but I swear they were harder to spot than usual. It’s as though producers are more on top of the ladies wearing the same jewelry and hair style, not only letting them throw on their dress (as they did in my day). There was one particular Pick-up room that caught my eye and I wonder how far into the season we’ll be seeing it again…

Hair and makeup.
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Necklaces and bracelets.
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Hair and earrings.
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I could not for the life of me find a Night One ITM of Tayshia’s but note the lack of necklace in the Pick-up.
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Я вот что думаю о Колтоне. Когда я смотрела его на Келли и Райане, где они его спрашивали о BIP, он им сказал, что не спит с девушками, если не в отношениях с ними. А потому он и ждет committed relationship, чтобы вступить в сексуальные отношения с девушкой, которая любит его и предана ему как и он будет предан ей. Он не играет в те игры, в которые играют некоторые. Сначала знакомство, потом отношения без обязательств, потом переxод на эксклюзивные отношения и только потом committed relationship. Он хороший, правильный парень, который не будет, как Джейк Павелка, спать с 3-я, чтобы понять кто ему больше подходит сексуально. И в этом смысле сезон будет близок к сезону Шона. Ну реально, не такогo ли холостяка мы всегда и хотели? Который сначала разбирается в том кто ему нужен, а потом действует? Который сначала делает выбор, как мы и надеялись делали все остальные, пока нам не пояснил Джейк Павелка. У Колтона совершенно другой этический уровень, и это важно. И поэтому у него будут другие проблемы, а потому и сезон будет другой. Когда Колтон встречался с Тией в ЛА, они снимали квартиру на выходные, но не переступали черту. Мы живем в мире, в котором секс на первой встрече стал почти нормой, ну не замечательно ли это, что героем этого сезона будет не такой парень, для которого это все серьезно, как это и было раньше для девушек.
Как парень, у которого не было сексуальных отношений, он вообще может решить, что если переспит со своей избранницей, то, лучше будет на ней жениться, если отношения будут развиваться в нужную сторону. Потому что он такой человек, который берет отвественность за то, что делает. И в этом смысле Колтон мне нравится в качестве Холостяка, мы увидим что то новое.
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Это Деми, кадр из её intro, когда она звонила матери в тюрьму и как бы размышляла о ней. Когда Деми не тараторит, выглядит более симпатичной.
Я помнила, что это было из intro, только вот не помнила из чьего...))
Очень, очень красивая она, когда задумчивая!
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Everyone Hates Colton Underwood, But He Might Be The Best Bachelor Yet



Like a beautiful white male phoenix, Colton Underwood will rise from the #NotMyBachelor ashes and deliver a gripping performance on The Bachelor season 23. However, many Bachelor Nation fans doubt his ability to live up to the role.

So, for those of us who had low hopes for Colton’s turn at The Bachelor, fear not! Even if we have to endure more than our fair share of virgin jokes, Colton’s willing to endure whatever it takes to be the best Bachelor he can be. And for that, we salute him — after all, we’re here for as many twists and turns as possible.
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