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Старый 03.06.2016, 08:50   #301
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Name: Daniel

Occupation: Male Model

Chances of Winning: "Good God I hope low because he just seems like the worst" percent

Daniel gets out of the car and says, "Damn JoJo, back at it again as the next Bacheloreorerloerettre" which is amazing because he can't pronounce the name of the show he's on and/or what the woman is that he's trying to marry and he's a male model and if you put all of those things together it's like we've won some kind of reality television show/life lottery. He's from Canada, and I immediately feel bad for all Canadians because we all know Canada can do better than this. I in no way get how he's a male model, because he's like the Rav4 of male models and that's all I'm done. Maybe Daniel is a very nice person. Just kidding he's the Rav4 of male models.

He says "if he was a gay dude he'd be in paradise" and we all realize that Daniel is gay and doesn't know how to talk about it and now it's just sad and I want him to come out because he'd be so much cooler if he was gay because gay people are awesome and Rav4 male models are not.
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Name: Christian

Occupation: Telecom Consultant / Guy Who Works Out A Lot, Bro

Chances of Winning: "This show is still pretty racist and he's at least partially black so zero" percent. ALTHOUGH he's biracial, so hey, ABC, now's the time to show us that you've got it in you to really turn that corner.

Christian seems likable in every way possible and I hate it when those people are on the show because they'll probably lose AND I have nothing mean to say about them. He raises his two brothers and the only thing I don't like about him is that he drinks water out of a wine glass and who does that, put wine in it because alcohol is fun.
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Name: Robby

Occupation: Former Competitive Swimmer / A really well worded way of saying "unemployed"

Chances of Winning: "I'm an attractive athlete so probably at least 50%" percent

Robby gets out of the limo and immediately gives JoJo a bottle of wine as a gift that makes me love him immediately because even if he's not kind of a drunk? Now I think there's a shot and that could be fun and unexpected. I also enjoy that, much like "I'm Aaron Rodgers Brother" guy (Jordan), he's a "former" athlete which means he's technically unemployed and I love that he was smart enough to know that you just can't say that and win anything with women, ever. He then opens the bottle and makes them both drink straight from it without glasses and look out, world, everyone on the planet likes this guy because he drinks wine straight from a bottle without a glass and that's a sign of someone who's given up on at least something.
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Name: Wells

Occupation: Radio DJ

Chance of Winning: "Who the actual fuck is named Wells?" percent

For starters, he gets out of the car and says he hopes she's doing well, and all of me wants to believe he planned that because of his name but deep in my heart I know he didn't and for about 15 seconds I get really sad about life and how it doesn't always work out, just in general. Then, Wells wins MY heart and brings the original group All-4-One out of the limo to sing "I Swear" which every single one of us slow danced to on a dance floor at some point in our lives and thought we'd found love at the age of 12. I realize that, by selecting a washed up R&B band from the mid-to-late nineties probably proves that you're an incredibly "i'm not doing that well" DJ, it still makes me believe that Wells deserves a medal for trying. He will no doubt lose, but now it's okay and all I want to do is slow dance and french kiss girls the way I used to where I'd eat their face and believe that this was something they actually enjoyed.

Best part? It pisses off "I'm not the real James Taylor" James Taylor, which makes it worth it even more.
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He says "if he was a gay dude he'd be in paradise" and we all realize that Daniel is gay and doesn't know how to talk about it and now it's just sad and I want him to come out because he'd be so much cooler if he was gay because gay people are awesome and Rav4 male models are not.
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Старый 05.06.2016, 11:12   #309
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Да, как обычно, местами смешно, местами не очень... :rolleyes:
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Старый 06.06.2016, 03:13   #310
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Sharleen Joynt on The Bachelorette: Episode 2

I’ve just come from taping Huffington Post’s Here to Make Friends podcast. I love the morning-after dissections with Emma Gray and Claire Fallon as both ladies are, like myself, huge fans of the show while still being critical viewers.

A major theme in our discussion today was of course Chad, this season’s token villain.
Chad’s obvious unpopularity amongst the other men in the house got me wondering. This show has been around for a long time. Everyone knows there’s one major villain every season, and Chad’s perfect storm of scathing ITMs, superiority complex, textbook meathead-ery and blatant misogyny has the skeptic in me wondering just how “in on it” Chad may be. Or is he really that un-self aware and 100 percent the buffoon he appears to be?
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Старый 06.06.2016, 03:19   #311
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First, the pros. Yes, there are pros! Chad does speak truths that I appreciate. When some men were prompted to pout pouting over not having gotten a date this first week, Chad pointed out that those men had managed to live their lives this long without ever having known JoJo at all, so surely they could survive a few more days. Part of me loved this sentiment, because as a former contestant, it always bothers me how viewers assume every contestant on this show is a needy, batshit crazy loon who falls in love with the lead immediately upon meeting them. Also, when James Taylor’s singalong dedicated to JoJo was underway, Chad made the correct observation that the men had known her a mere few days. So, in that sense, I liked his breaking of the fourth wall. It’s refreshing to have these facts pointed out, even if we’re already objectively aware of them, because they’re being pointed out by someone while he’s on the show.
Part of me also wonders if the genders were reversed and this were a Bachelor season… If it were women grousing over not having gotten a date and were singing songs about the lead within days of meeting him… Viewers would no doubt call those women crazy and desperate, and I can’t help but think Chad’s observations—the observations themselves, not how he delivered those observations—might be welcomed by this show’s (mostly female) audience.
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But the cons! Chad completely negates his astute observations by being a hypocritical bigot. He regularly mocks and belittles the other men but can’t endure any criticism or laugh at himself to save his life. (On his group date he lashed out at anyone who dared criticize him, after he provoked them at every turn.) Next, under no circumstances does it make sense to claim he doesn’t know JoJo well enough to pay her compliments, only to turn around and presume to know what she, being a “beautiful girl,” wants and needs. (Because all women—only the beautiful ones, of course—are somehow exactly the same in their needs?) Worst of all is the sort of man—man or woman, really—who seems to think kind words and compliments aren’t meant to be shared; as though it costs him something to tell the woman he’s interested in what he likes about her. It reeks of manipulative, sexist frat boys who live by the rules in The Game (if you’re a woman and haven’t read it, you must). Chad emphatically separates himself from the other men, labelling them boys and himself a man. But a real man is quietly confident enough to show and tell a woman he cares about her—without forcing her to become self-conscious and defensive by labeling her “naggy,” a manipulative and knee-jerk retaliation. UGH.
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Enough about Chad! My frontrunners after last night are…

1. Jordan, 27: I’m the first to admit that with The Bachelorette, I normally don’t take to the usual obvious frontrunner jocks. However, there’s something refined about Jordan that I really like. He’s no goodie two shoes (a good thing) in his ITMs, which are frank but never mean, and if he’s arrogant, he hides it very well. It speaks volumes that as the First Impression Rose recipient, he seems to be universally well-liked (except perhaps by Chad, which means nothing). Beyond all that, he was ahead of the pack by such a lead last week that, despite not a ton of airtime this week, he remains firmly planted at the top of my list.
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2. Luke, 31: Emma, Claire, and I all agreed that we warmed to Luke this week. I like that despite losing the group date fire-fighting challenge to Grant and then the group date rose to Wells, he never resorted to becoming petulant. Nor should he have, because he did win a solid make-out sesh. Luke remains strong and steady in this race and if he were to leave anytime soon I would be shocked.
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3. James Taylor, 29: I know all the singing in the mansion might seem like a bit much, but the lack of internet, phones, books, and music make for a VERY boring Bachelor mansion. In other words, I would’ve loved to have had a James Taylor on my season. I’m still waiting for a real spark between he and JoJo—I liked what he wrote and read to her on the group date but would have preferred to have seen some natural getting-to-know-you conversation—but he’s too prominent a contender to ignore.
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4. Derek, 29: I like Derek. A lot. He’s so self-deprecating and just has a great attitude. Above all, I get an endearing “I have no idea what I’m doing here” vibe from him which I can really relate to. His 1-on-1 was a little skimmed over and I didn’t understand the emphasis on “making choices” together (choosing between sea and air and then between two private jets do not real choices make) but I don’t blame him for that. No first 1-on-1 date recipient ever goes home early and JoJo definitely seems to like him, so Derek rounds out this week’s Top 4.
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Monday:
THE BACHELORETTE – “Episode 1203″ – Still in shock after Chad stays as part of the group of 17 remaining men despite his aggressive behavior, the men feel the pressure as the competition heats up.
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Chase and JoJo go to a hot yoga class during the day.
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Chase hopes to turn up the intensity on his budding romance with JoJo when the pair goes to a sizzling yoga class.
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The sexy day ends with a VIP performance at night by popular country artist Charles Kelley, who is also a founding member of the chartbusting trio Lady Antebellum. Chase explains, in his own shy way, the difficulty he has had with romance in the past, but JoJo seems to have given him new hope for the future.
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Twelve lucky men find out they will spend a fun-filled day with JoJo, but Chad isn’t about to go on a group date with 11 other men. Insults fly and tempers flare as Chad decides whether he should go or not. And what a group date! The bachelors arrive at a theater in Los Angeles where they are stunned to find that they will be sharing some of their most intimate sexual stories in front of a live audience.
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