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Старый 02.06.2016, 20:30   #276
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Ничего себе, и я когда думала об ответе, то сравнивала Чада с Анетти. Я тоже вижу параллели между этими персонажами, как ей было наплевать на всех, так и ему...только если в Анетти мне были интересны ее отношения с Иракли, то Чад как мне не понравился с фотки, так все больше и больше не нравится, жду его ухода. Смотреть шоу о Чаде мне не интересно, неприятный персонаж. На АФ уже насравнивали его с Трампом, мелькание которого в телеке уже тоже надоело!
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Удивительное совпадение мнений! Мне Чэд своим поведением и пренебрежением к остальным участникам тоже напомнил Анетти на первых неделях сезона, только я не рискнул сразу говорить об этом, чтобы вы не подумали, будто я от Анетти так фанатею, что она мне даже в американской "Холостячке" мерещится. )))

Всё-таки некоторые параллели просматриваются. И некоторые зрители ждали в каждом выпуске, что Анетти будет отправлена домой. Признаюсь, я тоже этого ждал и во всех здешних голосовалках эфиров выбирал только её. А она продержалась до самого финала, потому что продюсеры строили на ней значительную часть шоу. Не исключено, что и на Чэде попытаются построить, единственное сомнение у меня - Чэд не выделяется интеллектуально из основной группы участников, как это было у Анетти. Но химия между Jojo и Чэдом возникла. Хотя у неё много химии и с другими, она, наверное, пытается таким образом отделаться от чувств к Бэну.
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После 1-го эпизода я заглядывала к Шарлин в блог, но там даже не было никакого намека на то, что она будет что то писать об этом сезоне. Она поместила информацию о 1-м эпизоде перед выходом 2-го, а я помещаю ее тут сейчас:

Episode 1
May 30, 2016

"You'd better be able to do a push-up with a girl sittin' on you." —Chad

Yay for a new season! I've been openly excited to watch Jojo—the quintessential girl's girl—carry her own season, and how could we begin without a healthy dose of awkwardly long B-rolls spent gazing at flora...

...and a touching toast from a few former leads?
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INTROS

The intro videos had some great punny lines which you know the men came up with entirely on their own...
•Grant, a firefighter: "I hope Jojo is the one that lights my fire."
•Jordan, a former pro quarterback: "I'm hoping I'm gonna be Jojo's number one draft pick."
•Evan, an erectile dysfunction specialist: "I was a pastor for years but now I've a different way to lift people's spirits."

But by far my highlights of the intros were James S, the Bachelor superfan's self-aware and intentional mockery of the show and himself...
... and Luke's pensive and perhaps not-so-intentionally funny (and thus hilarious) "nothing-like-a-good-one-legged-barn-lean" B-roll:

"HEY GIRL." (and note the leg switch)
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NIGHT ONE

Jojo has a pretty solid crop of men. As always, my first impressions and Top 4 predictions are over on my Flare recap, but I'll add to that here having watched it again. Derek stood out to me as being a very cute John Krasinski lookalike, and I noted liking his self-deprecation.
I think Grant meant to be sweet with his opener, but not only was it weird to say this to a girl who's still in the name-confirming stages of meeting you...it also doesn't even make sense since there are no other girls.

Because I like inappropriate humor (which still seems to shock many), I had a true LOL at Jonathan's one-liner....but he really should have quit while he was ahead....

nail in coffin.

That kilt inexplicably enraged our resident Canadian, the well-adjusted and totally socially adept Daniel...
I don't know about you, but if there's one person I want advice on "keeping it cool" from, it's definitely Daniel.
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As I said last season, there is usually a montage of gimmick limo exits...

We consecutively get Jonathan with his kilt, "Saint Nick", Chase with his 'stache, architect Jake (who appears totally normal and appears during Robby's voiceover about "confident, successful, well-dressed men"), Sal with his blue balls, Coley ("I'm in real estate, too. I'm hoping by the end of this that I will be the one to take you off the market"), "hipster" and Bachelor neophyte Brandon, Nick S with his splits, Vinny with his "toast", Peter and his stuffed heart ("Man Crush Monday"), Evan (who frankly did nothing weird or wrong), with the clown montage music coming to a screeching halt with the arrival of Wells and his acapella group.
Luke nailed the role of last exit even better than he nailed his aforementioned B-rolls, thanks to his adorable "unicorn", Coconut. He was helped, of course, by tinkly frontrunner music.


As I've said before, the filming and airing of limo exit order are rarely the same. Usually the first and last exits are indeed filmed in that order, but the sandwich filling is a free-for-all.
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NIGHT ONE

There's always a segment of the contestants gushing over how attractive they find the lead...
... and I enjoyed Luke referencing the infamous Hot Crazy Matrix...
In case the fact alone that Jordan looks like a frontrunner isn’t enough to confirm that he is, indeed, a frontrunner, editing beats us over the head with it…
Based on his ITMs about the other guys I have a hunch Chad may be this season’s villain. Plus, nothing condemns you faster in the Bachelorette world than saying something as cocky as this...

DUH DUH DUH.
Last but not least, Daniel’s drunken antics provide ample entertainment throughout the evening...
... and to use his own words, "keeps it cool the first night"...
... securing himself a coveted bunk bed in the Bachelorette mansion.
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Еще один обзор 1 выпуска по совету Шарлин, запощу только некоторые места из него...
http://www.imnotheretomakefriends.com/epis...1/#.V1Cu1jL2Z05

Welcome to Season 12 of The Bachelorette on ABC, where people make the conscious decision to find love/get married on a television show by competing against 26 or more other people who hate them for a stranger that they do not know but may have seen on television before, which is healthy.

In the 11 previous seasons, only one or possibly two couples that formed on the show have actually gotten married (and we still have no idea if Catherine and Sean have had sex, and if they haven't that doesn't count just kidding most people who are married never have sex). One couple was formed when the guy dumped the girl he picked on the show for the one he did not pick on the show, so basically every woman's feelings about male behavior actualized, and the other was exactly like JoJo and came in second place on a televised round robin marriage tournament, so you know that relationship is based on nothing but love. Second place, "I already told another woman ON TELEVISION I LOVED HER LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO" love.

Alternatively, a show called "The Biggest Loser," in which fat people get "not fat" has produced five couples that actually fell in love.

If you're keeping score at home, and/or looking into finding your husband or wife on a television show: your best bet is to get morbidly obese and have people root for you to not be morbidly obese as opposed to going on the "I want to fall in love so desperately I'm willing to do it in a really desperate manner" show.
And that's exactly why it's more fun to watch the "I want to fall in love so desperately I'm willing to do it in a really desperate manner" show.
:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:
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JoJo's season will be good for a lot of reasons, the first being that a person who wears unicorn masks to first dates get not one but two TV shows in America.
To get the season started, JoJo does what anyone does who's looking for love and sits down with three women who have previously starred on the round robin marriage tournament on television, because who better to get advice about love from than them?

A few choice quotes/moments from this portion:

- JoJo says "I hate hurting people's feelings!" Which seems totally believable, because she's agreed to star on a show where she's contractually obligated to nationally humiliate and hurt the feelings of at least 25 people.

- When JoJo asks the girls if they have any regrets, they state that they:
•"Wish they took a step back" which could mean that they either feel like they wish they hadn't chosen to be on a show where you find your husband on television OR that they wish they hadn't rushed into things, like trying to find the person you're going to marry on television in under a month. Either way, I enjoyed this answer more than I enjoy girl scout cookies.
•"Wish they had thought more about compatibility" which is an amazing answer on so many level that there aren't enough words to write jokes here. Just a tip: when looking for someone to marry, I think even a homeless person could tell you that some solid advice is to make sure that you and the person you are selecting to marry for the rest of your life are compatible.

- The girls ask JoJo if "the last guy that she almost married said I love you to her and another person at the same time and then selected the other person" gives her any trepidation, JoJo says that she is now going to be pretty nervous to say I love you to two guys on this show. Gotta give it to her, JoJo really took a step back from her last round robin marriage tournament and thought about "things you probably shouldn't do" and came up with at least one very solid thing she learned. Which is that you shouldn't date two people at the same time, in general, and/or also say I love you to both of them.

- JoJo then says that more than anything, she hopes she doesn't let these last Bachelorette contestants down. So, of all the people in her life she doesn't want to let down by going on national television to find a husband, it's people who have also done the same thing. JoJo's morals are high, and her parents were no doubt psyched that they came in second in the category of "people not to let down in situations like this."
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Before we meet the guys, JoJo concludes this portion by letting us know that tonight could change her life, and that's how life works in general JoJo.

Episode #1: I just recently lost a television show where people choose between you and 25 other people who they want to marry in about 3 weeks, which is in no way depressing. Wanna get married?

Below are general recaps of JoJo and the 26 men who are vying for the chance to marry a woman who was already not chosen as marriage material on a show where the only thing you go on the show for is to be chosen as marriage material.

The Bachelorette: JoJo

How She Was Introduced On The Show: As the girl who was broken up with someone she was not in a relationship with.

Chances of Winning: 100%. JoJo is "the girl everyone wanted to be the girl who won last season", so I'm pretty sure she's not going to let herself get into a situation where she can be broken up with someone she is not technically dating again.

As much as I make fun of her, JoJo has a lot going for her. She seems incredibly likable, she's really good looking, she's got just enough crazy for it to be attractive, and she wore a unicorn mask on TV a year ago and that somehow got her her own television show. I can in no way argue with the fact that she is winning at life in somehow or way.

As is the case in the first episode of every season, JoJo met each of the 26 guys as they got out of a limo, one by one, because that’s how real life works when you are looking to get married.
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Name: Grant

Occupation: Firefighter

Chance of Winning: Sadly low because he is black and black people never win on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette because I'm not saying the show is racist, i'm just saying that it's racist.

Grant is a firefighter who just likes helping people, which seems like he should be considered at least in the running. He's from San Francisco, so I automatically like him because people from San Francisco like anyone else from San Francisco, ever. My only fear for Jordan is that in his bio he is wearing a those-might-be-silver-sequins shirt that looks like it was bought at an Express for Men outlet store, and I just don't think that's a strong "hey, here's my first impression" go-to shirt. He says that he hopes that he hopes JoJo is the one that lights his fire, and we see what you did there, Grant.

When he gets out of the limo, he tells her he's "not going to do what Ben did to her last year because he's not going to fall in love with two girls, he's going to fall in love with one" which is not a good line because the show only features one girl so he theoretically cannot fall in love with two and sadly we all now know that Grant is bad at math and/or logic. :rolf:
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Name: Jordan

Occupation: Former NFL Quarterback / Aaron Rodger's brother, who is a current quarterback, which makes only one of them employed.

Chance of Winning: "I play football and girls like boys who play sports automatically" percent

Jordan is a former NFL quarterback, and i'm no economist but I'm pretty sure that means he's "unemployed." He lost the last relationship he was in because he was too into football, so that's why now he's more concerned with love and not football anymore. And/or he was not a good football player and someone broke up with him for other reasons, but he feels that it was probably just the football so his best bet was to be unemployed because if anything is gonna get the next girl, it's that. We see Jordan stare aimlessly in the rain a lot, which means he has feelings. He says he's hoping he's going to be JoJo's #1 draft pick, and watch out, Grant, because you're not the only poet on this show.
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Name: Alex

Occupation: U.S. Marine

Chance of Winning: The first thing he says on the show is "for most of my life I've had no idea what I wanted to do with my life" so going out on a limb and saying probably low.

Alex lets us know that for most of his life he's had no direction whatsoever and we see him ride a motorcycle, so, good start. He then says he joined the Marine Corps and everything changed, and you're not allowed to say mean things about the military. He has a twin brother who got married and is also in the Marine Corps, and that makes HIM want to get married, so we know he is in no way co-dependant and definitely knows how to make decisions for himself.
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Name: Evan

Occupation: Erectile Dysfunction Specialist. Yes I'm Serious.

Chance of Winning: He's a pastor that then became a man who helped people get erections for a living. I honestly have no fucking idea if he's going to just come out of nowhere (that was funny) and win or lose immediately for those two facts, straight up.

Evan is a man who used to be a pastor who then became an erectile dysfunction specialist for a living, and that's not real life it's a sitcom and Evan is fake. He says with zero irony that his profession is hard and draining, and all of us feel like we are small prepubescent boys for a minute but that's just really funny. He also says he has his mojo for JoJo, and I go from wanting him to win to wanting him to lose in a smaller amount of time than I can type in a sentence because I want him to try harder at words.
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Name: Ali

Occupation: Bartender

Chance of Winning: Nobody ever wants to marry a bartender and definitely didn't go on a TV show to find love with one percent.

We meet Ali and he's playing the Piano and right away just assume that he will lose because those guys usually do. He talks about how ambitious his siblings are and then we realize he's a bartender and we're all immediately concerned that Ali may be "that" sibling that everyone is worried about but doesn't talk about it unless he's not at dinner with them. He wants to buy a house near the beach and teach his kids to surf, which is in some ways adorable. We see a photo of him reading a book, and immediately know that he will lose because JoJo doesn't read books.

He gets out of the limo and looks way too excited to meet JoJo and we all know this is going to end poorly for Ali, like a bad Tinder date that we get to watch hopefully weekly.
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Name: Chad

Occupation: Luxury Real Estate Agent, because other real estate is for poor people and Chad doesn't deal with poor people.

Chances of Winning: "Sadly high because JoJo is in real estate and he is good looking and women can be predictable" percent

The minute I find out that Chad is a "luxury" real estate agent, I want him to lose not only at the show but at life, but sadly realize he has a high percentage of advancing because he has a wildly obnoxious job title, seems wildly uninteresting and he's also attractive, like a guy you'd meet at a club in Vegas that only has one word like "Spill." that ends with a period for no reason. Fuck you, Chad. I have no reason to dislike you but it's always fun to dislike someone up front and I'm thinking you might be my guy.
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Name: Luke

Occupation: War Veteran / Countryboy

Chances of Winning: He's very attractive and maybe dumb but in that adorable "aw shucks" way and women seem to love that percent.

Luke is a war veteran, he's very attractive and I have nothing mean to say about him. I have no idea if he wins or loses but he's a seemingly decent person from a small town and I don't get it because he seems pretty okay. If he loses, he has a strong chance of being the next Bachelor because he's attractive and nice and there doesn't seem to be much interesting and/or wrong about him.

In a genius maneuver, he puts a unicorn horn on a horse and rides up on it to meet JoJo, and I swear to God, how does this guy not have a shot?

Also, that's animal cruelty.

Also, we're all totally okay with it, because unicorns.
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Name: Derek

Occupation: Commercial Banker

Chances of Winning: "If Commercial Banker means I make a lot of money": HIGH / "If Commercial Banker means bank teller": LOW

Derek says he's nervous 22 times and is attractive in that "you're attractive but I can tell you're boring as shit" kind of way. He tells her that from watching her on TV he can tell she has a good sense of self, and while it's a nice compliment it's also quietly a super creepy one, because he gauged this from watching her on television.
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Name: James Taylor

Occupation: Singer / Songwriter probably because he felt he had no choice because of his name

Chances of Winning: I Wish With All My Heart That It Was Worse than the James Taylor who is 68 years old and actually famous percent but maybe more like 4% because she wants to play his guitar so maybe that's worth something?

There is always one guy who gets out of the limo and thinks it's a good idea to sing a song or do something dumb, etc, and so far, James Taylor is our winner. He plays guitar and sings a song about her and it's awful and all of us just can't believe that this guy's name is ACTUALLY fucking James Taylor and I randomly wonder out loud if James Taylor has ever been forced to watch this show. I hope not. Mexico was such a good song, real James Taylor. I still love you.
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Name: Chase

Occupation: Medical Sales Rep

Chances of Winning: I hate you so much please be eliminated percent

Chase is the guy who gets out of the limo wearing a fake mustache and then says, "I mustache you a question" and then TOPS it by saying, "but I think I'm gonna shave it for later" and every last one of us know who Chase is because he's the guy at the bar we all see and hate and wonder how he ever gets laid but still know that he does. Chase is, 100%, the guy at weddings who can't wait for photo booths and just PRAYS that there are enough fake mustaches to go around so he can make it his next Facebook Profile pic. Also, Medical Sales Rep is the #1 way of saying "I had no real passions after college so I took some job that was like, a job."
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Name: Nick B.

Occupation: Electrical Engineer/The Guy Who Wore The Santa Costume

Chances of Winning: He came out wearing a santa costume and you wanna make fun of that but the star of this years show wore a unicorn mask so who the fuck knows percent. :rolf:

Nick came out of the limo wearing a santa outfit and gives JoJo a present and every guy in the house immediately hates him and I don't hate him at all because he's probably not meaning too but he's making fun of the show and the guys on the show don't get that and that makes it really fun in this weird, almost meta way and I'm so confused even writing this paragraph. :rolf:
Очень смешно мужик пишет! :rolf:
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